The anti-wank candidate

Justin Lester has published a rather amusing last minute campaign pledge of things he will not do if elected. It includes…

1. Watch pornography in a Hamilton hotel. Or any hotel for that matter. Heck, I promise not to watch pornography full stop. 

This will surely go down well in the god-fearing streets of Tawa.

4. Get into a fight with Michael Laws over the virtues of heels and mascara.

Sigh. If only Jevan Goulter had stayed and fought for Lambton. Certainly would have made the candidates meetings more, uh, colourful.

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4 responses to “The anti-wank candidate

  1. A really good reason to vote for Justin is that he’s the only Northern Ward candidate to actually live in the Northern Ward.

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